Seeing as my subscription runs out in a few days, these will be my last days or so of posting. Therefore I will now break as many rules as possible. Ahem, let us begin:

You must be 13 years of age or older - ...Dam. Ok, let's begin NOW:

This is not a file sharing community ("Likewise posting requests to any of the prohibited items is also prohibited") - Could everyone send me links to the Borat movie PLEEEEEEEEEEEEASE?

Use the search function. Don't create a new thread if there is already a thread covering the topic - I already did that, but it was by accident...No wait, I mean it was on purpose! BWAHAHAHA! Take that! PWN'D!!!111

Double posts are prohibited - See below.

Use of the color red - I AM SO EVIL

Thread bumping - See below.

Use of 1337-speak / AIM-speak, spelling, and grammar - 411 ur 8453 R 8310n6 2 U5

Public bashing of the administrator or moderators -

ToB smells.

Brittany - I'd hit it (I'm sure she'll find that offensive).

Gilmod, you look exactly like my dad, and he's a prick, so I hate you too.

Cfw828, you look like Samuel L Jackson, Eddie Murphy, Chris Rock, Randy Jackson, and every other famous black person because you're black too (I know how much you hate people saying that, HA!).

Lowercountry, American Football sucks.

Machinehead, you're a Nazi. SIEG HEIL.

Sas...erm...I don't like your hair.

Tracie...er...when I think of something for you, I'll bash you good!

I'm not going to bother with the blue mods, because they're all too small to bother with! :D

Suicide posts - I'm going to kill myself if a dozen female members do not agree to be my wife and/or fuck buddy. Applications must be sent to my private message box or this topic.

Be kind - I AM YOUR MASTER, MAKE ME DINNER YOU FAT ARSES.

Mis-use of rep system - Psh, everyone does that.

Posting Interviews - This one basically says not to post a new thread without searching. So I already did that.

Posting SPAM - I don't own a website. But when I do, GO VISIT IT at- www.oscarandhisdozengirlslaves.com

Don't quote the entire original post - See below.

Signature Size Limits - I already did that. So what if I'm lazy? Make it a rule not to be lazy so I can break that one too.

Content Standards - I posted a picture of a girl being teabagged. IIII AM AN ANAR-CHEEST-A.

Causing drama with other boards is not allowed - I've been banned by the Nazis at GameFAQs several times, I keep coming back to annoy them. HIGH FIVE. Anyone? Anyone?

Reporting posts without a comment - I already did that before I think, so I don't have to be arsed doing it again.

Don't sticky a thread without asking - I did that too. HA.

Suggested Reading - I didn't read the link provided in this. SUCK MY KISS.

Yeah, now you'll know not to mess with me again.

Seeing as my subscription runs out in a few days, these will be my last days so of posting. Therefore I will now break as many rules as possible. Ahem, let us begin:

You must be 13 years of age or older - ...Dam. Ok, let's begin NOW:

This is not a file sharing community ("Likewise posting requests to any of the prohibited items is also prohibited") - Could everyone send me links to the Borat movie PLEEEEEEEEEEEEASE?

Use the search function. Don't create a new thread if there is already a thread covering the topic - I already did that, but it was by accident...No wait, I mean it was on purpose! BWAHAHAHA! Take that! PWN'D!!!111

Double posts are prohibited - See below.

Use of the color red - I AM SO EVIL

Thread bumping - See below.

Use of 1337-speak / AIM-speak, spelling, and grammar - 411 ur 8453 R 8310n6 2 U5

Public bashing of the administrator or moderators -

ToB smells.

Brittany - I'd hit it (I'm sure she'll find that offensive).

Gilmod, you look exactly like my dad, and he's a prick, so I hate you too.

Cfw828, you look like Samuel L Jackson, Eddie Murphy, Chris Rock, Randy Jackson, and every other famous black person because you're black too (I know how much you hate people saying that, HA!).

Lowercountry, American Football sucks.

Machinehead, you're a Nazi. SIEG HEIL.

Sas...erm...I don't like your hair.

Tracie...er...when I think of something for you, I'll bash you good!
I'm not going to bother with the blue mods, because they're all too small to bother with!

Suicide posts - I'm going to kill myself if a dozen female members do not agree to be my wife and/or fuck buddy. Applications must be sent to my private message box or this topic.

Be kind - I AM YOUR MASTER, MAKE ME DINNER YOU FAT ARSES.

Mis-use of rep system - Psh, everyone does that.

Posting Interviews - This one basically says not to post a new thread without searching. So I already did that.

Posting SPAM - I don't own a website. But when I do, GO VISIT IT at- www.oscarandhisdozengirlslaves.com

Don't quote the entire original post - See below.

Signature Size Limits - I already did that. So what if I'm lazy? Make it a rule not to be lazy so I can break that one too.

Content Standards - I posted a picture of a girl being teabagged. IIII AM AN ANAR-CHEEST-A.

Causing drama with other boards is not allowed - I've been banned by the Nazis at GameFAQs several times, I keep coming back to annoy them. HIGH FIVE. Anyone? Anyone?

Reporting posts without a comment - I already did that before I think, so I don't have to be arsed doing it again.

Don't sticky a thread without asking - I did that too. HA.

Suggested Reading - I didn't read the link provided in this. SUCK MY KISS.

Yeah, now you'll know not to mess with me again.

Bumpbumpbump.

Bumpbumpbump.

You're my hero.

TSK TSK. Im gonna spank you good..... then you can do me.:D

i don't think the mods give a shit about the rules here anymore anyway. funneh thread though.

What exactly is a rule beaker?

And awww, Oscy, you're leaving. But I'm slightly concerned - are you going to be okay without as much Biff anymore? Or are you going to keep in touch?

are you going to be okay without as much Biff anymore?
Huh? What does any of this have to do with me?

I hate goodbyes :(

TSK TSK. Im gonna spank you good..... then you can do me.:D

Even though it's unofficially against the rules to be homosexual, I don't wish to break that rule.

But I'm slightly concerned - are you going to be okay without as much Biff anymore? Or are you going to keep in touch?

AHA! AHAHAHAHAHA! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

I don't geddit.

Huh? What does any of this have to do with me?

I just figured Oscy would really miss you, is all.

miss.....Biff?? :mrgreen:

I just figured Oscy would really miss you, is all.

Don't lie. We'll take any chance to throw a cheap shot at Biff and his repressed homosexuality.

This thread is about ME dammit. ME. MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

Sorry Oscy. No one cares about you.

Although, it would be hysterical if you get banned the day before your PS runs out.

Sorry Oscy. No one cares about you.
Pot kettle black? :confused:

http://img263.imageshack.us/img263/6655/ownhg9.png

Pot kettle black? :confused:

Don't we all do it from time to time?

I've seen b00bles make too many "Yeah!" posts after someone makes a debating/argumentative post, usually Biff or ToB, which gives off the impression of a sheep.

;)

There are two things that baffle me about that.

1. Since when was I a sheep and making 'yeah!' posts? Do you have evidence of this?

2. Don't you think being the only one constantly 'trolling' a random thread just a bit sad? :confused:

1. Since when was I a sheep and making 'yeah!' posts? Do you have evidence of this?

Particularly respondent to some of Biff's "debating/argumentative" posts.

2. Don't you think being the only one constantly 'trolling' a random thread just a bit sad? :confused:

No.

Particularly in respondent to some of Biff's "debating/argumentative" posts.

I've never done such a thing. I have yet to see evidence.

No.

*Shakes head*

If you want attention so badly, do something productive, don't troll a regular's final thread. That IS sad.

Oh, but this is teh intraweb. Things shouldn't be taken so seriously!

I'm glad you now see the error of your ways.

Congratulations on providing the evidence btw. Boy you sure showed me and everyone here, you go! :p

Congratulations on providing the evidence btw. Boy you sure showed me and everyone here, you go! :p

Now, I know I'm not the only one who knows how to search.

Now, I know I'm not the only one who knows how to search.

You do know the point of providing evidnce is that YOU have to do the providing, right?...

(stumbles in) BEER!? (passes out)

Oh, gee, fine! *bothers herself to be unlazy*

http://www.evboard.com/showthread.php?p=1043714#post1043714

http://www.evboard.com/showthread.php?p=1041774#post1041774 - I love this whole page

http://www.evboard.com/showthread.php?p=1041625#post1041625

*waits for your rebuttal*

I really didn't feel like delving any further into the search than that, though.



P.S. Don't you think constantly feeding a 'troll' is a bit sad...?

Erm, ok, you've provided links to me posting normally. One was my opinion on ANS' life, one was how I was viewing a situation, and one was an observation.

Have you actually got any evidence?

And your last line fails in logic.

Hahahahahahahahahahaha okay. I guess I don't have any "evidence" then. :)

Farewell, Oscy!

Ah yes, the age old excessive laughing tactic.

2-0.

Who's next?

Ah yes, the age old excessive laughing tactic.

2-0.

Who's next?


You're a fag, and all the evidence I need is on tape.

Too bad he's wayy better than ToB or Biff. Put together. Which happens a lot.
Sorry, I'm totally half-assing it.

You're a fag, and all the evidence I need is on tape.

And I filmed you while you were in the shower several times, during the time you wore glasses. All on tape also. Mmmm glasses. *sound of tape rewinding*

And I filmed you while you were in the shower several times, during the time you wore glasses. All on tape also. Mmmm glasses. *sound of tape rewinding*

Dude, I was under 18 back then. Pedophile.

I live in England, so I'm no paedo, Yank.

Enjoy your strict sex laws. BWAHAHAHAHA.

3-0.

NEXT.

/snore.

Blahhhhhh.

Oooh, I'm breaking rules too. /postwhore /double post. XD

You, sir, are a liar. If you leave, you won't be gone for long.

Liaaaaaaaaaaaaaar!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v149/paleisbeautiful/mwa/liar.jpg

You, sir, are a liar. If you leave, you won't be gone for long.

Liaaaaaaaaaaaaaar!

Why would I spend money to have the ability to post on a decaying board of band I'm no longer fond of? I don't post much anyway.

So NER.

:'( *sniff*
I'll miss you. But I guess you can give me creepy IM's just as easily.

http://img263.imageshack.us/img263/6655/ownhg9.png

How long have you been waiting to use that?

ps - is the title of this thread supposed to be the rule bReaker?

I made it at the time. I haven't exactly 'met' you to be able to keep it until the time was right to strike, or something...

You just had to go out with a bang didn't you. Hehe. Peace out have a good life without us weirdo's bothering you anymore!

Oscy Woscy- you will definatly been missed. you and your AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH cat :)

I made it at the time. I haven't exactly 'met' you to be able to keep it until the time was right to strike, or something...

I'm surprised you had room for that image with all the massive quantities of gay pr0n you have on your computer.

The full photo is actually on my desk.

I'm surprised you had room for that image with all the massive quantities of gay pr0n you have on your computer.

The full photo is actually on my desk.

and the massive amounts of kiddie porn.

amirite?

I'm surprised you had room for that image with all the massive quantities of gay pr0n you have on your computer.

The full photo is actually on my desk.

*Doesn't quite understand your random trolling*

You whine about Biff going into topics throwing insults, then you go do an impression of him, poorly.

From now on I will call you LadyBiff.

And I must point out how stupid it is to think that being homosexual is a 'bad' thing, grow up f00l.

and the massive amounts of kiddie porn.

amirite?

No, that's Dev. He's the EvBoard pedophile.

*Doesn't quite understand your random trolling*


Should I use smaller words?

You should explain why a 27 year old (yeah right) woman is currently radomly trolling a 19 year on a rock band's forum for attention with homophobic insults, yes.

You should explain why a 27 year old (yeah right) woman is currently radomly trolling a 19 year on a rock band's forum for attention with homophobic insults, yes.

Was that supposed to be an insult? Or are you bored?

My mistake, I mistook you for someone with a sense of humor. I wasn't aware there were rules for who was allowed to post in this thread.

Same goes for you.

http://img261.imageshack.us/img261/6629/repcy9.png

LOLZ FUNNEY.

I bet they had that on SNL, LadyBiff.

I wasn't aware there were rules for who was allowed to post in this thread.

When did someone say there was? Read posts properly. If you do not have the intellect to understand them, don't comment.

Oh, so we're posting neg reps, are we?

http://img46.imageshack.us/img46/4686/oscybp9.jpg

oooh, look, I can screencap too! You started this shit for brains.

Maybe I should screencap your last blog, too. Hey asshole, when there are several dozen girls that block you, IT IS YOU!!! And your behavior here lets me pretty much know why girls want nothing to do with you.

When did someone say there was?

You're the getting all aggitated that I'm posting here, saying I'm trolling and shit.

I seriously don't know what the fuck your problem is right now. I came into this thread to have some lighhearted fun, and instead you start taking things way too fucking seriously.

So, grow up and stop making a big fucking deal about this.

oooh, look, I can screencap too! You started this shit for brains.

...By posting in a random thread and insulting someone for attention?

Maybe I should screencap your last blog, too. Hey asshole, when there are several dozen girls that block you, IT IS YOU!!! And your behavior here lets me pretty much know why girls want nothing to do with you.

Got evidence of your analysis?

You're the getting all aggitated that I'm posting here, saying I'm trolling and shit.

I seriously don't know what the fuck your problem is right now. I came into this thread to have some lighhearted fun, and instead you start taking things way too fucking seriously.

Says the one constantly swearing. Calm down.

So, grow up and stop making a big fucking deal about this.

Lawling at the woman in her late-30s taking things so seriously on an internet forum...

Miles owned you, don't take it out on me and make up a vendetta, don't take things so seriously...

...By posting in a random thread and insulting someone for attention?

Are you new here? Apparently you can't take a joke. Then again, you are one.

Got evidence of your analysis?

How about this entire thread? And your entire list of girls, that YOU posted for some apparent sympathy attempt, who think you are a loser.


Says the one constantly swearing. Calm down.

Since when does swearing = aggitated?

Lawling at the woman in her late-30s taking things so seriously on an internet forum...

Miles owned you, don't take it out on me and make up a vendetta, don't take things so seriously...

Are you seriously attempting to insult me by telling me I look old? Weak. Want a copy of my birth certificate?

Miles owned me? Unlike you, I was able to laugh at his post. Because that's what we do here, we take cheap shots at eachother.

Good job of going out looking like an even bigger douchebag than we already thought you were. I seriously don't know what the fuck your problem is. Seems like everyone else could make jokes at your expense, but when I do it your turn it into this huge issue.

Read back through the last 2 pages, and you'll see that you're the one who started taking things way too seriously - basically when I accused you of being a homosexual.....

...Oh, wait, now THAT explains everything!

Are you new here? Apparently you can't take a joke. Then again, you are one.

Ooo yet another insult. Stop taking things o seriously LadyBiff.

How about this entire thread? And your entire list of girls, that YOU posted for some apparent sympathy attempt, who think you are a loser.

That is not evidence of your analysis. Owned.

Since when does swearing = aggitated?

Since the existence of swearing in use during agitation. You had no need to use it, but you felt the need to to convey the emotion and importance of your post, as you are agitated.

Are you seriously attempting to insult me by telling me I look old? Weak. Want a copy of my birth certificate?

Internets: Serious business.

Miles owned me? Unlike you, I was able to laugh at his post.

Got evidence that I didn't laugh?

Because that's what we do here, we take cheap shots at eachother.

I'm aware of that, like when people call you Ladyfag. But I prefer LadyBiff.

Good job of going out looking like an even bigger douchebag than we already thought you were.

'We' = You and the evboard-member-bashing clan of girls with mental problems. Hahaha.

I seriously don't know what the fuck your problem is.

When did I have a problem?

Seems like everyone else could make jokes at your expense, but when I do it your turn it into this huge issue.

When did I make it a big issue? Are you saying this is a big issue? So you've made it into a big issue.

Gee, you shouldn't take things so seriously droopy-boobs.

Read back through the last 2 pages, and you'll see that you're the one who started taking things way too seriously - basically when I accused you of being a homosexual.....

...Oh, wait, now THAT explains everything!

Got evidence? :mrgreen:

Ooo yet another insult. Stop taking things o seriously LadyBiff.

to quote Miles :Pot. Kettle. Black?

That is not evidence of your analysis. Owned.

I can see how you would consider that reply as getting owned. But it's really, really not.


Since the existence of swearing in use during agitation. You had no need to use it, but you felt the need to to convey the emotion and importance of your post, as you are agitated.

Actually, I regularly swear like a truck driver.

Got evidence that I didn't laugh?

Go to the debate thread if you want to have a discussion of facts.


I'm aware of that, like when people call you Ladyfag. But I prefer LadyBiff.

They do? Gee, how long did it take the collective brains of the IRC to come up with that one. I thought I was known as Ladyh0. I'm so honored that people spend so much time thinking up clever little ways to make my name an insult


'We' = You and the evboard-member-bashing clan of girls with mental problems. Hahaha.

Um, who? Those girls that hate you because your constant whining and crying made them want to tear their eyes out? It's actually a lot more people than that.

When did I have a problem?

The entire last 2 pages apparently.

When did I make it a big issue? Are you saying this is a big issue? So you've made it into a big issue.

Gee, you shouldn't take things so seriously droopy-boobs.

Congratulations, you've actually managed to form a coherent insult. Too bad it's not true. I'd post a pic in the b00b thread, but the thought of accidentally coming across mostly naked Biff makes me afeared.

Oscy, you've basically proven you can't take a joke at your own expense. And it is utterly pathetic to ask people to prove that their insult is a fact, instead of actually coming up with a clever response.

This board won't miss you. Your inadequate attempts at PWNing me actually make me miss arguing with Biff. At least he's good at it.

to quote Miles :Pot. Kettle. Black?

Evidence?

I can see how you would consider that reply as getting owned. But it's really, really not.

Still no evidence?

Actually, I regularly swear like a truck driver.

Evidence?

Go to the debate thread if you want to have a discussion of facts.

So you have no evidence?

They do? Gee, how long did it take the collective brains of the IRC to come up with that one. I thought I was known as Ladyh0. I'm so honored that people spend so much time thinking up clever little ways to make my name an insult

Who said anything about IRC? Ladywhale has been doing the rounds too...

Um, who? Those girls that hate you because your constant whining and crying made them want to tear their eyes out? It's actually a lot more people than that.

No, the girls who bitch about everyone behind their backs (including members of the supah secret forum) and constantly make threads about me because they're a tad mentally unstable? XD

The entire last 2 pages apparently.

Incorrect. You have yet to provide evidence.

Oscy, you've basically proven you can't take a joke at your own expense.

Evidence?

And it is utterly pathetic to ask people to prove that their insult is a fact, instead of actually coming up with a clever response.

Asking for evidence is clever enough as you have avoided it, thus provided no proof, thus making the insult invalid.

This board won't miss you. Your inadequate attempts at PWNing me actually make me miss arguing with Biff. At least he's good at it.

Which is why you invaded the thread and keep arguing with me.

XD and a late 30s woman too. XD

'The board'? You mean 'I' and youre egotistically believing the board follows your view, which is inaccurate.

I see I have successfully reeled you in and agitated you. You're too easy.

4-0.

NEXT.

No, the girls who bitch about everyone behind their backs (including members of the supah secret forum) and constantly make threads about me because they're a tad mentally unstable? XD

If that is what you need to tell yourself...but really, no one even thinks about you.

Which is why you invaded the thread and keep arguing with me.

I'm hoping you'll actually throw an insult that will make sense. Or at the very least make me laugh.


I see I have successfully reeled you in and agitated you. You're too easy.

4-0.

NEXT.

Uh, no. Don't think my participation in this thread is due to anything other than pure boredom on this poor excuse for a snow day. Seeing as you're the only person on, I have no choice but to converse with you. You didn't reel me in, I just had nothing better to do.

If you need to make yourself feel better by thinking you've won this one, and the other ones, then go ahead. I'm sure everyone that views this thread will get a good laugh, and more importantly, realize that your biggest contribution to this board was leaving it.

At least this made my morning go faster....

If making constant 'you're nothing' posts is what you need to tell youself to make yourself feel better... ;)

Your biggest contribution was being laughed at by everyone else. You're right, they have been laughing, but not at me. Your intent was obvious, and you've shown it:p

Go make a thread about it on the 'everyone on evboard is evil' board. Well no, guessing by the high nunmber of NINJA accounts viewing the thread, it seems fatty Dawn and co. have got their fat attention seeking arses and mutated faces on the case already. :p

Sheesh, every thread I make has to be stalked by you lot. Whether it be off-topic, Your Stuff...OMGZ, he writeszorz!

You girls should go be infatuated with someone else, move on. There is life outside of evboard y'know.

If making constant 'you're nothing' posts is what you need to tell youself to make yourself feel better... ;)

How original.

Your biggest contribution was being laughed at by everyone else. You're right, they have been laughing, but not at me. :p

You are sorely mistaken if you think I'm the only one they're laughing at. I can at least admit when I look like a jackass

Go make a thread about it. Well no, guessing by the high nunmber of NINJA accounts viewing the thread, it seems fatty Dawn and co. have got their fat attention seeking arses and mutated faces on the case already. :p

Sheesh, every thread I make has to be stalked by you lot. Whether it be off-topic, Your Stuff...OMGZ, he writeszorz!

You girls should go be infatuated with someone else, move on. There is life outside of evboard y'know

Ninja who? That's really what this is all about, isn't it. You don't like me because I'm friends with people that hate you. Get over it, I had nothing to do with that. You proved your complete worthlessness to them long before I came along, and now you've just proved it to everyone else.

That's really what this is all about, isn't it. You don't like me because I'm friends with people that hate you.

I don't even know you. O_o

You were the one hurling insults and swearing and getting agitated out of completely nowhere, then going 'lol jokes' to cancel it all out, then try to make me seem like a guy who the whole board hates and that you're perfectly civil whilst you keep telling me I'm worthless.

Simply - you joined the group and believed everything they said.

But hey, maybe you're a fake account too. XD

im confused. did everyone else get a memo that drama friday was moved to wednesdays? because i did not receive said memo.

I don't even know you. O_o


Well, you seem to think you do.

You were the one hurling insults and swearing and getting agitated out of completely nowhere, then going 'lol jokes' to cancel it all out, then try to make me seem like a guy who the whole board hates and that you're perfectly civil whilst you keep telling me I'm worthless.

Boo Hoo hoo. The m3@n girl is picking on me. You brought it all on yourself. I started out joking, and then you started getting personal (http://www.evboard.com/showpost.php?p=1044115&postcount=49).

Simply - you joined the group and believed everything they said.

But hey, maybe you're a fake account too. XD

Umm, that is 100% wrong. You want to play the whiny "everyone hates me, and I'm just a victim", go ahead. I call it as I see it. I knew you guys had all this drama and I couldn't have cared less.

You want to believe they turned me against you, fine. Or can look at how much of asshole you've just been and realize I found it out for myself.

Get a clue.

im confused. did everyone else get a memo that drama friday was moved to wednesdays? because i did not receive said memo.

LOL. It's EvBoard. Every day is drama day.

Boo Hoo hoo. The m3@n girl is picking on me. You brought it all on yourself. I started out joking, and then you started getting personal (http://www.evboard.com/showpost.php?p=1044115&postcount=49).

You call that personal? Boo hoo hoo.

can look at how much of asshole you've just been and realize I found it out for myself.

Yea, how much of an asshole I've been. XD

Get a clue.

im confused. did everyone else get a memo that drama friday was moved to wednesdays? because i did not receive said memo.

Just a mentally unstable grown woman arguing with someone on an internet forum due to brainwashing and taking everything she's doing and putting my name on it instead to make it seem like me. O_o.

But let's talk about my thread again, it's great isn't it?

Just a mentally unstable grown woman arguing with someone on an internet forum due to brainwashing.

And an immature whiny asshole that would rather blame all his life problems on everyone else.

But let's talk about my thread again, it's great isn't it?

Nope.

By the way, I really love how original you are. Why not just say "I'm rubber you're glue". It would save you a lot of typing time instead of just saying back to me all the things I've said to you.

And an immature whiny asshole that would rather blame all his life problems on everyone else.

Lawl, she can't stop herself from posting and making up stuff. Bit of an unhealthy obsession. O_o

This is a grown woman, apparently. :p

eesh, this thread really took a turn down shitsville.

eesh, this thread really took a turn down shitsville.

i concur.


soooo anyway - oscy is leaving soon.

yay! i guess... haha i dont know.

*plays another one bites the dust*

*plays another one bites the dust*

*Changes it to Don't Stop Me Now*

Lawl, she can't stop herself from posting and making up stuff. Bit of an unhealthy obsession. O_o

This is a grown woman, apparently. :p

I've got nothing else to do. But keep digging yourself deeper.

eesh, this thread really took a turn down shitsville.

Yep. Shape, can you please help this thread. Like, throw a GOOD insult or something.

Sheesh give it up already.

Shut the fuck up.

Sheesh give it up already.

You first.

Shut the fuck up.

Wait, that wasn't in Mod red. Was that a mod ordering an end to all the drama, or just another person realizing how absolutely ridiculous this all is?

Wow, my morning just flew by.

*Shakes head*

Third time's a charm:

So how about this thread then eh? It sure is something!

looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool!!!!!
best thread ever!!! <3http://forum.evans-slipknot.com/style_emoticons/default3/rofl.gifhttp://forum.evans-slipknot.com/style_emoticons/default3/rofl.gif

You first.



Wait, that wasn't in Mod red. Was that a mod ordering an end to all the drama, or just another person realizing how absolutely ridiculous this all is?

Wow, my morning just flew by.

I hope your week-long vacation from EvBoard flies by too.

Enjoy your break.

Wtf was that?

And she criticizes ME for shitting on people?

There's a difference between making a fun thread that breaks rules and launching a random crusade through taking things so seriously.

I'm such a rebel.

if permabans last 1 week what do they call banns longer than a week?:confused:

if permabans last 1 week what do they call banns longer than a week?:confused:
I think that the setting for user titles just does that when someone is banned.

Evidence?


Still no evidence?


Evidence?


So you have no evidence?


Incorrect. You have yet to provide evidence.


Evidence?

Whoa, who changed the channel? I thought I was watching TNT but all this talk of evidence sounds like a fucking CSI episode. :p


Anyway, I'm going to miss you Oscy. No one can bash Amy or make Diet Coke come out my nose quite like you.

Psh, evidence is all important if you make claims, you gotta back that shiz up. Like - Fact: This topic was about breaking rules, and she fell for it hook, line and sinker.

Anyway, I'm going to miss you Oscy. No one can bash Amy or make Diet Coke come out my nose quite like you.

Ewww that's disgusting! I mean, DIET coke?

Ewww that's disgusting! I mean, DIET coke?

Normal coke ftw. Why was diet even invented when they made the perfect drink to begin with? Some things in life I'll just never understand.

csi FTFW!!!!!!

*rises from the HQ picture thread*

wow, there are way too many things to comment/congratulate/giggle at that I'll just say: Oscy, you were right (I mean geez, can anyone say "beating a dead horse?") and you rule for making this thread.


The next year will be interesting as people's subscriptions slowly run out.... :-/

wow, there are way too many things to comment/congratulate/giggle at that I'll just say: Oscy, you were right (I mean geez, can anyone say "beating a dead horse?") and you rule for making this thread.

Spank you. This thread turned out quite nicely!

Spank you. This thread turned out quite nicely!
Only thing missing is you're not banned yet and your paid subscription hasn't worn off. ;)

Aye, I broke all the rules and still here. :D

That's because I'm friendly. Some people should take note...

That's because I'm friendly. Some people should take note...

*takes note* :p

Psh I don't recall you being one of the whine-about-Biff-starting-random-shit-then-do-everything-he-does 'Chromosome Postwhores 2' super-secret bash-everyone-we-pretend-to-like-behind-their-backs board brigade...

There's nobody like that on this board /disclaimer









/sarcasm

Psh I don't recall you being one of the whine-about-Biff-starting-random-shit-then-do-everything-he-does 'Chromosome Postwhores 2' super-secret bash-everyone-we-pretend-to-like-behind-their-backs board brigade...

LOL. WIN .

Whenever I mention the Ugly Clan, they do this:

http://img187.imageshack.us/img187/1714/rep2fi1.png

More pot, kettle, black-ness by the stalking board. Oh noes, negative reputation on an internet forum.

Then it's usually followed with a PM that's a paragraph or two too long. Then they say something contradictory like 'I don't care' or 'I'm not wasting my breath anymore'. One of those computers you talk to and it types for you perhaps?

Go back to creating fake accounts and trying to get guys to masturbate on cam (yes they did try that a lot) and making stalking topics all about me. I am flattered that I'm loved so much, yet scared that I'm loved by obese, manly and/or facially distorted peeps.

^see, now that's what I'm talking about. It's been almost two years already, man. Let it DIE. As your little Biff-worshipping cult likes to chant: "it's just the fucking internet!"

Oh, and you always have to bitch and moan over neg reps you receive. Can't take being criticised? Boo-fucking-hoo.

Wow! I didn't know I was worshipped!

I'd just like to say, as I'm one of the people who has stated this many a times, but Biff was not the first person to say it's just the fucking internet. Before Biff even came along, I had said it, Ben had said it. Dev said it. Lauren said it. EVERY PERSON ON THIS BOARD WHO ISN'T A BIG BABY HAS SAID IT.


Fuckkkkkkkk.

Is your new top sekrit board as stalkery?

They have a "secret" board that they use to bash people?

Hahahah that's funny. They're too panzy bitchass to do it publicly like we do on Histfu.

I never claimed he was the first to say it.

EDIT: (because Biff and I replied at the same time...)

@Biff: What sekrit board? I've heard of no such thing. ¬.¬

I never claimed he was the first to say it.

EDIT: (because Biff and I replied at the same time...)

@Biff: What sekrit board? I've heard of no such thing. ¬.¬

Well maybe you're not a member?
Or you're a terrible liar.

It's been almost two years already, man. Let it DIE.

Only if you do.

As your little Biff-worshipping cult

I have a cult?

I worship Biff?

I haven't even 'rekognized' Biff on here, and I poke fun at him from time to time...so, no.

Oh, and you always have to bitch and moan over neg reps you receive.

I see no bitching nor moaning, just observation. Cheer up, emo kid.

Only if you do.

That makes no sense, you're the one who keeps bringing it up, no one else is.

Also, just because you don't 'rekognize' Biff on here, it doesn't mean that you don't look up to him like the fanboi that you really are. Don't deny it.

And I'm as cheerful as can be, no worries.

That makes no sense, you're the one who keeps bringing it up, no one else is.
So like, you're asking him to drop it while you're doing the exact same thing as him by perpetuating it?

Ok there.

Blah blah blah you're all a bunch of fucking 12 year olds who couldn't come up with a good burn to save your lives. Now save us all some brain cells and STFU.

Blah blah blah you're all a bunch of fucking 12 year olds who couldn't come up with a good burn to save your lives. Now save us all some brain cells and STFU.
Close the thread and you've got it.

Close the thread and you've got it.

Why should I close it? It was a good thread until you came and shat all over it with your dumbass remarks.

DRAMAAAA! DRAMAAAA!









Thanks for giving me something to read guys!

Thanks for giving me something to read guys!
You're welcome. It was actually fun till the admin came in and only did half his job.

That's what happens when you're not a girl of your word.

And Maggie was talking to me, because she's my lover.

When are you leaving Oscy? I'm sick of seeing you around. I thought your PS was ending in a couple days. It's been about 2 weeks now.

I dont' care if you give me a neg rep either because I'm not a baby that will whine about it.

Who the hell are you?

I dont' care if you give me a neg rep either because I'm not a baby that will whine about it.
Yes, you would whine about it. The fact that you brought it up unprovoked is a testament to that.

Btw I was going to say this earlier but then ToB told everyone to 'STFU'. Seeing as the clan decided to ignore admin orders, I don't think one little sentence will hurt:

Also, just because you don't 'rekognize' Biff on here, it doesn't mean that you don't look up to him like the fanboi that you really are. Don't deny it.

The fact I don't do such fanboyism on here (or anywhere) should be enough to show that you have no evidence that I look up to someone I don't know, and therefore got it out of nowhere.

Ya rly.

When are you leaving Oscy? I'm sick of seeing you around. I thought your PS was ending in a couple days. It's been about 2 weeks now.

I dont' care if you give me a neg rep either because I'm not a baby that will whine about it.


He'll leave when you do...

Isn't it nice to have magic sub-fairies?

Btw I was going to say this earlier but then ToB told everyone to 'STFU'. Seeing as the clan decided to ignore admin orders, I don't think one little sentence will hurt:





DUDE! why the fuck would you listen to ToB? this is the rule breaking thread

so why would you all of a sudden start following the rules?

you sell out faster than amy lee.

It was damage limitation! If the thread was locked, I wouldn't be able to break any more rules. Here, have some porn: http://www.furnitureporn.com/furnporn1.html

He'll leave when you do...


So in 6 days?

So in 6 days?

I guess you'll have to leave forever and hope that he's gone...

Yea sure that works.

When are you leaving Oscy? I'm sick of seeing you around. I thought your PS was ending in a couple days. It's been about 2 weeks now.

Eh, he's never leaving. If his PS runs out and he can't find $5 in his couch I'll take care of him.

You were the only one that mentioned needing help, but then you started talking about trying to get banned. As if there's anything I hate, it's wasting my money. I can go to McDonald's with that $5 and eat like a king.

best thread ive read on evboard in a looooooooooong time.

actually, only thread ive read on evboard in a loooooooooooong time.

horay for banning, drama and bitching.

reminds me of the old days.

where the fuck is fisken uno when we need him

where the fuck is fisken uno when we need him

haha good ol' fisken. what a turd he was.. :D

Psh I don't recall you being one of the whine-about-Biff-starting-random-shit-then-do-everything-he-does 'Chromosome Postwhores 2' super-secret bash-everyone-we-pretend-to-like-behind-their-backs board brigade...

That's because of my stealth-like Fremen ways.

That's because of my stealth-like Fremen ways.

GET AWAY WITH YOUR BENE GESSERIT WEIRDING WAYS

Here, have some porn: http://www.furnitureporn.com/furnporn1.html
That was so sexy.

Furniture porn. Now I've seen it all.

Here, have some porn: http://www.furnitureporn.com/furnporn1.html

That...that was awesome. ...and kind of frightening.

Did somebody say fisken uno?

Sweet fisken, an asset to the 'ol buttsecks thread.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v149/paleisbeautiful/mwa/fisken.gif

I like cheese

Sweet fisken, an asset to the 'ol buttsecks thread.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v149/paleisbeautiful/mwa/fisken.gif

And let us not forget the good ol' "Put it back in your pants and go wash your hands" masturbation interruption thread... started by yours truly! :mrgreen:

And let us not forget the good ol' "Put it back in your pants and go wash your hands" masturbation interruption thread... started by yours truly! :mrgreen:

*whistles innocently* (http://web.archive.org/web/20050113064914/www.evboard.com/archive/index.php/t-14791)

I am not understanding this. If Oscy Woscy made this thread a month ago to say that he would be leaving the board soon after, why am I still seeing him post in here with a "Paid Subscription" tag under his name???:confused:

Due to the random people I've never e-met starting trouble for no reason, I extended my subscrition for a little while.

What kind of a rule breaker would he be if he actually left when he was supposed to?

*whistles innocently* (http://web.archive.org/web/20050113064914/www.evboard.com/archive/index.php/t-14791)

oh man.. seeing all the old school posters in that thread... I miss them!

What kind of a rule breaker would he be if he actually left when he was supposed to?


I second that!!!

I don't third that, I fourth it.

I JUST KEEP ON BREAKING THOSE RULES.

I JUST KEEP ON BREAKING THOSE RULES.

Maybe you should move on to breaking more challenging things... like your balls. Just a thought. ;)

Holy crap.

Miles, I'm shocked.

Like, a MilesBurn.

(Patent Pending)

GET AWAY WITH YOUR BENE GESSERIT WEIRDING WAYS

N3V4R!!!!!111111111111111ONEONEONEONE

Don't make me use the Voice on you bitch!:mrgreen: